THE BEERS!

Sour Me Unicorn Farts

DuClaw Brewing Co 

Baltimore, MD

A glittered Sour Ale 5.5%

Brewed with Fruity Cereal and Edible Glitter

The Rating

Ron - 8.5

Drew - 12

Wicked Pawsome

Metazoa Brewing Co

Indiappolis, IN

Hazy IPA 6.25% 25 IBUs

A Hazy IPA with notes of Tropical Fruit and a slightly floral flavor.

The Rating

Ron - 15

Drew - 11

MI, MI, MI

Old Nation Brewing Company

Williamston, MI

Triple N.E. Style IPA 10.08% 50 IBUs

Haze is Good!

Malts: Pils, Wheat, Oat, Rice

Hops: Magnum, Citra, MI Chinook, MI Crystal

The Rating

Ron - 13

Drew - 17

Breakfast in America

Burzurk Brewing Company

Grand Haven, MI

Rum Barrel Aged Vanilla Milk Stout 10.5% 49 IBUs

Flavors of Dark Rum, Molasses, Oak, and Hints of Vanilla come through in this High Gravity, Thick Bodied Milk Stout.

The Rating

Ron - 15

Drew - 11

Brandon - 13.5

Paddy's Red Irish Red Ale

Oddside Ales

Grand Haven, MI

Irish Red Ale 6%

A medium bodied copper colored red ale, balanced, Malty Sweetness Displaying notes of Toffee and Caramel with a Slightly Dry Finish/

"Everyone knows, if you capture a Leprechaun you get three wishes."

The Rating

Ron - 9

Drew - 10

Beer for the Top Shelf

Off Color Brewing

Chicago, IL

Vienna Style Lager with Maple Syurp added 5.5%

Malts: Vienna, Flaked Barley

Hops: Sterling, First Gold

Secret Ingredient: Upper Midwest Sourced Pure Maple Syurp

The Rating

Ron - 16

Drew - 13

Slurm

Shorts Brewing Company

Elk Rapids, MI

N.E. IPA 6.5% 22 IBUs

Light Orange in color with a Prominent Haze. Slurm has aromas of Pineapple and Mango. Big Tropical Flavors hit you up front and carry through to the finish. Medium Bodied with a slightly bitter, dry finish.

The Rating

Ron - 14.5

Drew - 13

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Shorts Brewing Company

Elk Rapids, MI

Belgian Style Double IPA 9.8% 87 IBUs

Maintaining a Bitter Domination of the Galaxy and Beyond!

A Belgian Style Double IPA brewed with Australian Galaxy Hops. The nose is an impressive Dank blend of Citrus aromas, reminiscent of Guava and Lemons. Very Green and Fresh with subtle Belgian Yeast esters. An intense Clean Bitterness dominates flavor profile with little malt character to compete with. a slight fruity yeast sweetness is noticeable in the finish alongside a resounding Bitterness.

The Rating

Ron - 16

Drew - 5

KÖSTRITZER SCHWARZBIER

KÖSTRITZER BREWERY

Bad Kostritz, Thuringia, Germany

Schwarzbier 4.8%

Founded in 1543

Germanys most popular Black Beer

Appearance: Intense and elegant black, with a lasting foam head with fine bubbles.

Aroma: Intensely aromatic, with sage, roasted chestnuts, dark honey, bitter chocolate and fresh farm-baked bread.

Flavour: Toasted bitter flavour with bittersweet herbs. A gentle tingle balances with an elegant and intensely aromatic freshness. Finishes with delicate bitter notes and a malty sweetness on the palate.

The Rating

Ron - 15

Drew - 16

Foggy Geezer

Warpigs Brewing

Munster, IN

Hazy IPA 7.3%

Citrus and Tropical Hop varieties are gathered en masse to create this delicious Warpigs IPA. Aromatics of Pineapple, Passion Fruit, and Mango cut through fog to make this beer the most devastating in the room. Built to showcase what an IPA can be.

The Rating

Ron - 16

Drew - 15

Hamms

Molson Coors North America, of Toronto

Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Current Brew Location

Lager 4.7%

First Brewed in1865 in Minnesota, the Land of Sky Blue Waters, Hamms uses the Purest Water, and choicest Barley Malt. Grain, and Hops.

Ingredients: Water, Barley Malt, Corn Syurp, Yeast, Hops

The Rating

Ron - 7

Drew - 8

Brandon - 5

Labatt Blue

Labatt USA

Buffalo, New York

Pristine Pilsner 5%

Brewed with the finest ingredients including Hallertau Hops, 2-Row Malted Barley, and Pure Barley. Labatt Blue has a Clean Refreshing Taste with distinct Hop Aroma. Delicate Fruit Flavor and a Slight Sweet After Taste.

The Rating

Ron - 9

Drew - 9

Brandon - 6

Wernesgruner

Wernesgruner Braueres AG

Steinberg, Wernesgrun, Germany

German Pils Legende 4.9%

Brewed According to The Germany Purity Law since 1436

Appearance: Bright Golden Yellow with a Light White Head

Aroma: Strong Hoppy, with hints of Maltiness, Fresh-Baked White Bread, and Ripe Cereal Grains.

Taste: Fresh and Light with a Natural Effervescence.

Mouth Feel: Light Bodied with a Slight Prickly Finish

Finish: Lingering, Bitter Finish

The Rating

Ron - 11

Drew - 11

Brandon - 11

JK's Traverse City Cherry

JK Scrumpy

Flushing, MI

Farmhouse Cider 4.5% ABV

Real Traverse City Cherries compliment Jk's estate apples in this delicious juicy new offering. A thirst quencher that also pairs amazingly with a variety of food. Natural and unfiltered like all JK's Ciders!

The Rating

Ron - 12

Drew - 10

Brandon - 12

The Ghost

Bee Well Mead and Cider

Bellaire, MI

Dry Cider 6.5% ABV

Peach and passion fruit cider blended with Scotch Bonnet, Habanero, Carolina Reaper, and Ghost Peppers. A fresh fruity treat with the right amount of heat!

The Rating

Ron - 2

Drew - 9

Brandon - 2

Sour Monkey

Victory Brewing Company

Downingtown, PA

Sour Tripel 9.5% ABV

Fruity notes from imported Belgian Yeast swirl through a precise souring pucker up to a bite of citrus laden tang, ending with a delectable experience. This Monkey decided to take a walk on the tangy side. With a swirling citrusy, lemon bite and a delectable essence. You better pucker up and respect this monkey!

The Rating

Ron - 11

Drew - 9

Brandon - 11

Delirium Tremens

Brewery Huyghe

Melle, Belgium

Strong Blond Beer 8.5% ABV

Colour + Sight:  (EBU: 7.5) Pale Blond, the fine and regular sparkling ensure a fine and stable head.

Nose: Slightly malty, a nice touch of alcohol, spicy.

Flavour:IBU 24.5 Feels like the sound shot of alcohol is igniting the mouth. in reality the tongue and palate are warmed. The taste is characterized by it roundness. The after taste is a strong, long-lasting and dry bitter.

The Rating

Ron - 14

Drew - 13

Brandon - 14

Wilhems Cock

Grand Haven, MI

Irish Red Unknown ABV

An immensely drinkable beer, with a deep copper red color created from a specialty blend of malts.

A toasty and sweet flavor awaits your palate!

Long and Abnormal just like Wilhem Dafoe's Cock!

The Rating

Ron - 9

Drew - 7

Brandon - 7

Living Daylights IPA

Scuttlebutt Brewing Co

Evertt, WA

Hazy / N.E. IPA  6.1% ABV  16 IBU

Washington grown hops provide an aroma profile showcasing notes of mandarin orange, stone fruit, and subtle grassy notes.

Flavor profile of sweet citrus, pleasant, full body and discernible bitterness

Hops: El Dorado, Chinook

The Rating

Ron - 10

Drew - 9

Brandon - 12

The Beast of Both Worlds

Lagunitas Brewing Co.

Petaluma, CA

Bi-Costal IPA   8% ABV   48 IBU

What fresh freak of nature is this?!? Hazy flavors without the Haze? West Coast hopping without mega bitterness? Quite the contrary Kaiju towering before you. Double dry hopped with a fruity blast of Citra and Mosaic, yet finishes super smooth. This Beast truly is the best of both worlds...RELEASE THE HOUND!

The Rating

Ron - 15

Drew - 15

Brandon - 14

Edmund Fritzgerald Porter

Great Lakes Brewing Company

Cleveland, OH

Porter 6.0% 37 IBU

Robust and complex, Our Porter is a tribute to the legendary freighter and her fallen crew - taken to soon when the gales of November came early.

Hops: Northern Brewer, Willamette, Cascade

Malts: 2 Row Base, Crystal 77, Chocolate, Roasted Barley

Flavor: Rich roasted barley and bittersweet chocolate notes - coffee notes

12x Medal Winner at the World Beer Championships since 1991

5x Medal winner at the Great American Beer Festival since 1991

The Rating

Ron - 12

Drew - 10

Brandon - 11

Rochefort Trappistes 10

Rochefort Brewery (Brasserie de Rochefort)

Rochefort, Belgium

Trappist Quadruple ABV 11.3%

A dark reddish - brown color with a compact head. The bouquet is of port wine, leather, apricots, spices, and a touch of bittersweet chocolate. Its complex, dark fruit flavors are balanced by some bitterness and a firm malt backbone. One of the worlds most intriguing beverages. it can be cellared and maintain quality for five years. Gold Medal winner at the World Beer Championships 2004 and 2006.

The Rating

Ron - 13

Drew - 12

Brandon - 13

Raze the Dawn

Warpigs Brewing

Munster, IN

Xocolatl Inspired Stout 6.8% ABV

Our adoration of chocolate-like beverages can be traced back to at least 900 BC, and Xocolatl was one such drink first attributed to the ancient Mayans, and named later by the Aztecs, that loosely translated means "bitter water." Extremely nuanced with rich notes of cocoa, vanilla, and coffee, paired with just the slightest heat from the chiles, Raze the Dawn is a beer that rewards careful study - perfect to get lost in its many layers on cool autumn nights. And with an ABV of 6.8%, you'll be able to burn that candle long into… The Dawn.

The Rating

Ron - 16

Drew - 14

Brandon - 15